stolen out of boredom from Ex1

Write down four of your OCs (original characters):

Ugnm Pean
Brandon
Dracule DayFang
Chris Dett Wise

Questions:

1) How would you describe yourself?

Pean smiles putting his hand behind his head. "I'm nothing special really, just a drifter with no purpose or direction in life."

Chris wrapped his arm around Pean's neck. "Are you serious? you're going to describe yourself like that!? you're the friggin god of death! you're older than the sun that lights this planet and have mastered combat in every form of the word!"

Ugnm shook him off. "yeah, but that's hardly something i like to admit."

Brandon smiled. "I'm Brandon."

Dracules face grew a large grin. "I am Dracule DayFang of the DayFang cult, we've lived amungst the flesh and crimson of society for ages preying on foul wretches of injustice sin. no blood taste sweeter than that which is filled with the adrenaline of horrified terror."

Chris raised his fist in anger at the group. "you're supposed to DESCRIBE yourselves! not just announce your names!"

Natalie brushed some hair away from her face. "i would say i'm just a sweet innocent girl filled with curiosity and love for others." she blushed looking down covering her face with her hand, curling her fingers slightly. "people make fun of me though because i'm a catgirl so i have a bit of a defensive shell."

Chris smiled. "See! that's how you're supposed to do this!"

Ugnm stood up pointing. "What are you doing here!?"

she shot him a cold glare. "Are you suggesting you're not happy to see me?"

he wrinkled his lips looking away crossing his arms with a huff. "You cause nothing but trouble."

Chris sighed putting a hand to his head. "You two are a hopeless couple..."

Ugnm snatched Chris by the collar. "She's my daughter damnit! we're not a couple!"

natalie sighed. "one day we'll make this relationship work."

2) Moving on. How would you describe your creator?

Ugnm smacked the palm of his hand against his forehead. "there is NO relationship between us damnit!"

she laughed pointing at him victoriously. "ha! you already said that we're father and daughter, is that not a relationship!?" she placed her hands on her hips. "As you can see, he has no idea what he's talking about. we're in love, he just doesn't want to admit it."

"no we're not!" he rubbed the back of his head in frustration. "you're giving me a headache."

Chris sat natalie down looking back and forth between the two. "seriously, i think you two should get a counselor or something."

Ugnm covered his eyes. "I'm not talking about this anymore."

Dracule rubbed his chin. "I think my creator is more than pleased with the countless souls i deliver on a daily basis."

brandon shrugged.

3) *sigh* Would you steal your creator's date?

they all stared at the interviewer. chris scratched his head looking around. "what does that mean?"

they shrug in answer.

4) Are you gay?

"NO! NEXT QUESTION!"

dracule was laughing excessively.

5) Are you modeled after anyone real-life?

the group formed into a huddle whispering for some time before turning to the representative. "We don't know."

the "Creator" walks into the room. "Excuse me. i can answer that. the answer in short is no. but they are inspired. ugnm pean is modeled after duo maxwell from gundam wing, but most of his personality and emotions range is gathered from myself and his abilities and such are original. natalie pean is a product of fantasy, her physical appearance comes from a combination of girls i've role played with in the past and her abilities come from ugnm pean while her personality and emotional range are all original. brandon comes from brandon heat slash beyond the grave from the gungrave series. dracule dayfang is inspired by alucard from hellsing. and chris dett wise is inspired by vash the stampede and my best friend chris. anyways..." leaves.

there was a slight silence. ugnm looked around. "who the hell was that guy!?"

chris tilted his head. "hell if i know..."

6) If a tree falls down and there's no one around to hear it, would it still make a sound?

pean nodded his head. "this in fact is a trick question as it involves too much off assumption. though it is clearly stated that the tree is falling downward, which can only be possible where there is an object of extreme mass in which to attract the tree with its gravitational field, there is no mention of the state in which the tree is orriginally started. it is never said that the tree ever lands, therefore we can conclude that if the tree were falling on say, the moon, where there is no atmosphere there is no disturbance of gas particles which which to create the vibrations neccisary to create said sound. so the answer would be no. however if it were dropped from a plane there would be sound as the vibrations created by the tree disturbing the surrounding elements on its descent would create a noticeable, yet slight, sound in its free fall. the question is guided to mislead you by offering that nobody is around to hear it, though the presence of such information is completly irrelevant."

natalie frowned. "you're an idiot. the purpose of the question isn't a matter of physics. its intent is that nobody is nearby to hear the sound of the falling tree therefore nobody can confirm whether or not it made a sound when it fell."

chris raised his finger. "ah ha, but that there is where you are mistaken. just because they can not hear the tree does not mean they cannot confirm that it made a sound in its falling. say you were standing on a mountainside near a waterfall where no other sounds could reach you yet you were able to observe the trees falling from a distance. on striking the ground the tree sends birds several hundreds of meters away flying into the sky. though you did not hear the tree make a sound yourself could you not use this as proof that the tree must have made some sort of sound to scare away the birds?"

"but yet you still dont KNOW that it made a sound."

dracule watched the argument. "i have a better question response to this one... why do i care?"

brandon nodded. "I concur."

7) Would you act in a soap opera?

Ugnm shook his head. "you can't answer the question because there's not enough information presented! that's the whole trick to the question! it's like asking one plus equals what? you can spend forever trying to come up with the answer but you'll never really know because they don't give you everything you need to solve the equation."

Chris held his finger up. "But the truth and fact are only what the majority of people beleive. long time ago it was scientific fact that the earth was flat until someone else changed everyone elses mind. as long as i can convince most of the people that the tree made a sound then the answer would be yes until somebody else can come and proove me otherwise."

natalie crossed her arms with a nod. "True, but i don't think truth and fact are the same. fact may be effected by majority opinion but i think truth is a bit more stable in what can't be changed even if everyone else says otherwise."

Dracule thought about it. "What's the soap opera about?"

Chris smiled. "So if i were to tell you that the world were flat back then, which was true because it was scientific fact and nobody knew otherwise, would you suggest that i'd be teling you a lie?"

"Yes! because the world ISN'T flat! its round, so even though i may accept it as the truth doesn't mean that its true. like if i were to hit you in the face, and then i convince everybody even you that i never hit you in the face and everyone agrees that i never hit you in the face. does that mean that i didn't actually hit you in the face though i actually did?"

"I would think that if you convinced me that you didn't do something that you did do and then tried to tell me that you did i would label you a lier."

ugnm looked to the ceiling. "Just as long as its one of those crazy soap operas with the midget and the witch and stuff..."

brandon shrugged. "Sure."

8) Which among your creator's friends list would you want to hang out with?

ugnm smiled. "everyone."

chris shrugged. "I guess anyone with a knowledge of quantom physics?"

dracule looked away from the door. "what?"

natalie shook her head. "I'll just follow him." she looked at ugnm.

brandon shook his head.

9) What would be your own trademark quote?

ugnm stretched his arms. "whatever."

natalie thrust her arm forward wrapping her index finger around her middle. "love and peace!"

chris thought about it for a moment. "I dunno. i have a book of quotes somewhere..."

dracule smiled. "i like, 'mess with the best, die like the rest.'"

brandon just stared at the interviewer...

10) What was your creator's treatment towards you? And how do you feel about it?

ugnm tapped his forehead. "what's with all this creator stuff? does he mean god or something?" he shrugged his shoulders. "oh well." leaning forward planting his palms on his knees he looked solidly at the interviewer. "I would have to say i'm rather unsatisfied with the whole immortality thing. i've been through too many wars, seen too many friends die, it feels like every day i'm running around trying to keep another one of my friends and loved ones from being killed. i'd like to relax every now and then, take a break. but i hardly ever get that chance..."

natalie laughed. "Oh boo hoo, poor baby. you think my life is much easier? it's not. i do just as much running around as you do not to mention all the training and practice i need to keep my abilities up. its alot of hard work being a ninja in this day and age! and on top of ALL THAT i gotta chase after you and jump through hoops of every size and color just to get as much as a hug! seriously, you do not appreciate just how much i do for you at all!"

Chris smiled. "I don't think my life is so bad. only time things get rough is when he calls me to go take down a small country or something, but i enjoy my work and my company. i too wouldn't mind slowing down a bit to take a deep breathe every once in a while but there's too much work to be done when you live forever and everyone idolizes you as some sort of deity."

dracule flashes his fangs smiling brightly. "I love it! the power! the freedom! i can go wherever i want! to kill and strike down evil at my own choosing! infiltrate a anarchist cult one week and overthrow a fantatical religious organization the next! the thrills and excitement of the missions! to live every day walking the border of life and death! its so satisfying!"

brandon smiled. "I have friends. people to protect. it's all i need."

Bonus Question: How would you take revenge on your creator, in regards of #10?

ugnm smiled. "you know what i would do? make him walk in my shoes for one month. that'll show em!"

natalie frowned stroking back her hair. "I'd turn him into a beautiful catgirl destined to love a man who refuses to love her back only because its disapproved of by society and is constantly sexually harassed by every other man she sees."

dracule thought about it for a second. "i would make him give me a single good opponent worthy of fighting me."

chris pushed his glasses back up on his face. "i would make him wear glasses... so annoying"

brandon shrugged. "nothing."